afraid of large bodies of water was a woman in a past life drowned in a past life afraid of arrows can’t sing but do afraid of heights was stoned to death in a past life afraid of tight spaces often dance when alone distrustful of crowds some women despise me at hello second toe longer than the first believe in spirits but not in god believe in magic but not in prayer smart enough to know I’m not smart enough believe that trees are sentient beings left leg shorter than the right afraid of snakes afraid of bugs will be deaf before I die unable to resist a donut argumentative when I drink drink every day not violent talker not thinker 10% chance of Alzheimer 0.8% chance of Parkinson's 2.7% Neanderthal been told I have extremely large sinuses have always had old man hands