Got this for my birthday. It makes funny noises. But it’s really an early onset stealth weapon from China - a bit of innocuous shrapnel from a larger consumer cluster bomb in a bloodless war for world domination, already under way, where shareholders acquiesce their freedom for earnings and their anointed political candidates are elected by virtue of overwhelming, anonymous campaign contributions that bombard a population brain dead from the distraction of Flarpian type products. It does make funny noises though. And it smells real good.
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Got this for my birthday. It makes funny noises. But it’s really an early onset stealth weapon from China - a bit of innocuous shrapnel from a larger consumer cluster bomb in a bloodless war for world domination, already under way, where shareholders acquiesce their freedom for earnings and their anointed political candidates are elected by virtue of overwhelming, anonymous campaign contributions that bombard a population brain dead from the distraction of Flarpian type products.

It does make funny noises though. And it smells real good.

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